The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Is it because I queefed?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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