its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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