You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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