anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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