So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you will always have a special place in my vag
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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