I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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