I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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