so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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