I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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