i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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