he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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