Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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