it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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