if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
