New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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