I should be sponsored by Trojan
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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