took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize