I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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