So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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