We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we made out on top of his cat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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