batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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