Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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