hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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