oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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