Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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