His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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