At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I am mentally ready for anal.
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