To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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