Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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