you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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