Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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