physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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