I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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