so explain again why im purple
no
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
