someone get that fucking seahorse.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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