Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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