I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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