hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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