I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize