just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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