I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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