Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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