I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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