WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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