Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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