Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Drunk is a universal language darling
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