I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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