your thong is hanging out like whoa
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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