I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she peed on how many people?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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