my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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