You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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