how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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