I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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