Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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