how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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