I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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